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| | The PlayTime: Fun and Relaxation Network is not currently active and cannot accept new posts | | You think you have computer problems??? | Views: 837 | | Aug 31, 2005 12:39 am | | You think you have computer problems??? | # | 
Michelle Jenner | | And you think you have computer problems.
After reading this, you will feel like a computer whiz.
Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD,
but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer.
It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet...
it's still on my desk... sorry....
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on
the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting
technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, damn it!
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every
time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed
it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple,
a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed
a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move
the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address,
but how do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk
with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but
that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle
next to me is under a window, and his printer is
working fine."
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Private Reply to Michelle Jenner | | Aug 31, 2005 3:33 pm | | re: You think you have computer problems??? | # |
Ron Cesek | | My cup holder is broken. I had my coffee cup on it and had to do a restart and it closed.
And I still can't get my credit card out of that stupid little slot. That's the last time I will try to buy anything on the internet.
Drug Test Results (audio)
Private Reply to Ron Cesek | | Sep 29, 2005 8:33 pm | | re: You think you have computer problems??? | # |
KarenCurtis | | My son is a Certified Microsoft Technician in the Air Force. His job is to go around all day and fix computer problems in the "shop" where he works. The first thing he checks is to see if it is plugged in. Amazing how many aren't -- most computer operators never thing to look! It apparently takes a tech. to find this problem too.
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