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tarun b | | OUCH – B DAY
Two weeks ago was my 43rd birthday and I wasn't feeling too
good that morning . I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant
and say, Happy Birthday!" and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone
any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's a wife for you, my daughter
will remember...
The kid came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent...
As I walked into my office, my secretary Cari said, "Good
morning, Boss. Happy Birthday!" And I felt a little better that someone had
remembered.
I worked until noon , then Cari knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's
go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's
go!" We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a
private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you! don't
mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more
comfortable" She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came
out carrying a huge birthday cake --- followed by my wife, daughter, and
dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...
on the couch...
naked...
Ouch!
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